So, it’s fuckin’ hot this week, if you didn’t realize. Like really hot. And to be honest I’m in Maine right now, which is theoretically cooler than ya’ll down in NYC. But it’s still fucking hot (did you know fingers can sweat). So here’s some things to pass …

One of our writers asks, what would I do if I could be a smokin’ chick for a day? Answer: take advantage of men. Story after the jump.